Why Worry ?

 

There are only two things
to worry about -
either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing
to worry about -
but if you are sick,
there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, then you have nothing
to worry about.
If you die, then you have two things
to worry about.
Either you go to Heaven or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, then there is nothing
to worry about.
But if you go to Hell,
you will be so damn busy
shaking hands with old friends,
you won't have time to worry.
--- from an Irish Worry Stone ---